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Wolfram Alpha is impressive. It can do math (and graphing, and statistical calculations, and solve knotty problems), analyze socioeconomic trends, play Hangman, create historical timelines, and even be snarky.

More importantly, it can also answer pressing questions about nutrition.

Subject Alternative Enlightenment

So there’s this thing called an SSL certificate. Everyone (or at least the vast majority of anyone who is ever likely to read this) knows about SSL, or HTTPS, or at the very least the browser lock symbol.

Another time I’ll talk about a bunch of nonsense regarding the details of SSL and some of [...]

More poemful than you can possibly imagine

Over yonder, there’s a fantastic rendition of Star Wars IV: A New Hope – in sonnet form.

It gives me a measure of peace to know that someone else did that, so I don’t have to learn to write sonnets.